Chamber made new

Chamber of Commerce
New bungalow digs, pink trees
Not so commercial

Ref: Capitol Hill Chamber of Commerce

Cap Hill Census: Name all bars with patios

Linda's is great, sure.
But is there anything else?
Change that, Obama!

Did Hell just freeze over? Can pigs now fly?

Gay marriage for all!
Wait... just MA and CA, not WA.
Gay marriage for some!

Ref: Slog, CNN, SFGate

This coffee reminded me of...

...that store on Broadway
Has anyone ever been?
Why you so scary?

Ref: Panache

Ride it hard

His and his cycles?
Romance on the Hill ain't dead.
Where d'I register?

Ref: Fashion, Function, Border Riders

Speaking of gays...

Tony nom'nations.
Which gay bar'll host the party?
Show tunes, beer: heaven.

Ref: Tonys, Brendan Kiley

Needs assessment

Hot girlfriend, tools - check
Straight porn, truck, baggy clothes - check
Use of "dude", "bro" - check

Ref: Gay Boyfriend (Youtube)

Julie Benz, Hill sublebrity

First, dinner convo
Then, topic of bus chatter
Next, her ascension?

Ref: IMDB, Emerald City ComiCon

Sexy and ridiculous

With mariticide
and a little penis, too:
suppliant women.

Ref: Balagan Theatre, Big Love, Charles Mee, The Stranger

They can take our bars, but they will never take our porn

What is a gay bar
if you take away the porn?
Sad little sports bar?

Ref: Stranger, Eagles, RPlace

On saving the environment

Nickels says drink tap.
What about outdoor heating?
Me: not efficient.

Ref: Times, Metblogs, Heating tips

Yes, I can hear you now. And now.

Want an urban life
But can't stand the nightly tunes
Hypocritical?

Ref: Yelp, Seattle Gay Scene (pic)

Say it, Jim! Say it!

Cap Hill is all O
But our House Superdelly
Still undecided

Ref: Politico.com

2- 4- 6- 8... Oh, forget it.

Starbucks barista
told me I looked like a male
cheerleader. Um... Thanks?

Ref: Go Spartans!, Urban def

Anderson Consulting Interview #2

Guess how many tiles:
Red, blue, and white - line Broadway.
Explain your logic.

Ref: ACI #1